Rules for Men

20 Aug

OK, boys… Read this article and if you follow it, you’ll never be single again. My favorite rules include:

  • An unsolicited kiss is to a woman as free playoff tickets are to a man.

  • Even better: flowers on days that aren’t Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or birthdays.
  • A good woman is as excited about a gift that costs nothing as she is about a gift that costs a lot.
  • Less than .05 percent of the male population is attractive enough to ignore chivalry, and most women over the age of twenty-five prefer to admire such men from a distance.
  • Women who have two or more brothers are less likely to be disgusted by you.

Now, where can I find a list like that for women?


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