Today, I was driving down the highway with a mug of tea between my legs. I remember thinking, be careful not to spill this tea, because it could burn you. I decided to adjust the tea to help stabilize it, and next thing I know the top came off and scalding tea had spilled all over my crotch.
Yeah, it’s lovely. I pulled off the highway to assess the damage… Luckily, I had a dermatologist appointment in less than an hour, so I had the doctor look at it, and I have 2nd degree burns on my stomach, thighs and my nether regions. That’s right, my nether regions.
This was a classic smooth move. The dermatologist put some pain killing ointment on it which really helped ease the pain, which I was actually comparing to labor in my mind, to give you an idea of how much it hurt.
I did manage to make it skiing yesterday, and have pictures to post once I bother bringing the camera in from the truck. Now, I’m off to put aloe vera on my scortched skin.