Everyone around me is getting sick. It’s like the Russian Roulette of germs. Even JB is home sick today with a fever.
Crap. I need one of those germ bubble things that Elliott had in the movie E.T. Don’t these germs understand that I can’t take drugs, so it would be really unfair to attack me?! I recently read that pregnant women have depressed immune systems AND will stay sick up to three times longer than the average person.
Please, please, please, oh germs, spare me.