OK, boys… Read this article and if you follow it, you’ll never be single again. My favorite rules include:
- An unsolicited kiss is to a woman as free playoff tickets are to a man.
- Even better: flowers on days that aren’t Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or birthdays.
- A good woman is as excited about a gift that costs nothing as she is about a gift that costs a lot.
- Less than .05 percent of the male population is attractive enough to ignore chivalry, and most women over the age of twenty-five prefer to admire such men from a distance.
- Women who have two or more brothers are less likely to be disgusted by you.
Now, where can I find a list like that for women?